Special High Intensity Teaching - SHIT!

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I read this long ago, now I read it again and still feel....

SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING

Memo to all students.

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from students, it will be our policy to keep all students well taught through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.

If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the course, please see your lecturer. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our lecturers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

Students who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our lecturers took S.H.I.T. before they graduated, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T. already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).

For students who are intending to pursue a career in management and consultancy, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.). This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).

Thank you,

BOSS IN GENERAL
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING
(B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)
 
xuantham

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Adam_tran ơi! cái "sheet" này Adam lây ở đâu ra vây?
Adam_tran đúng là người đi sưu tầm những vấn đề "thư giản". Đọc lâu rồi mà còn nhớ? Chắc nhập tâm lắm hả?
 
adam_tran

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What PEPSI means?

When a woman ask you PEPSI, that means:
Please Enter Penis Slowly Inside!

Any woman here? ..... Dzoọooooooooooot!
 
DucThuan

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adam_tran nói:
When a woman ask you PEPSI, that means:
Please Enter Penis Slowly Inside!

Any woman here? ..... Dzoọooooooooooot!
Chạy nhanh Adam ơi.
 
Hoadonbanle

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Em hổng biết Tiếng Anh ! Hic
 

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